In the 1966 World Cup final, Alframsey sitting in the middle watched England beat West Germany. If Norwich wins the FA Cup in 1959, can Canary owner Archie Macaulay lead England to the World Cup? -Credit: PA

This is the problem of history-no matter what happens, someone knows that it will do that.

I am not interested in it, so I tend to take a reasonable Norfolk position and treat all this with a considerable degree of suspicion.

As we all know, when no one wants to change something, I will be caught in it, mainly for the better. It's like turning "Turnip" Townshend into "Turnup Townshend" and praising him for introducing suitable pants for the workers at Raynham Manor.

They became popular in Burnhams and Cakes and inspired early fashion companies, and produced winter fur-lined pajamas in Great and Little Snoring. Thomas Coke of Holkham followed this pioneering spirit when advocating shared sheep. This smart idea is destined to spread to the golden age of cooperative agriculture.

Both celebrities love their food, and it is likely that it influenced the Norfolk four-course menu at Carroll Road and other food venues. This should not be confused with the outstanding community work in the Melton police area in the early 1800s, when pioneering law enforcement officers from the Quartet took turns to take steps to eliminate evil in the worst-hit diocese.

Long before Robert Peel put forward the idea of ​​organizing the London police force, the Norfolk four police rotation system won many admirers. Speaking of capital gains in the Norfolk colony, if Horatio Nelson first saw the light in Button Bandish instead of Burnhamthorpe, would our beloved Chelsea appear?

It’s not hard to imagine that wealthy stage, screen and wonton stars will land at the nearby RAF Malham Royal Air Force Base, ready to spend a relaxing weekend among the gentlemen of Mayfair-at-Ease, in Barton Bendish, Beachamwell, Boughton and the unspoilt charm around Bexwell.

What if the Danes and Vikings call to check our broadband situation and they leave rape and silage behind? If they instead focus on encouraging the noble art of horse riding, it may now become an Olympic sport in the UK and a regular source of gold, as well as mopping beer and spinning pitchforks.

What if Robert Kate and his rebellious close friend won the Battle of Dusindale in 1549? Has a large-scale housing development project north of Norwich obtained planning permission? What if Clement Scott walked over the cliff to Bacton when he arrived in Cromer by train in 1883? Will he weigh the prospects of natural gas before the unnatural pipeline to London Victoria Yuppies?

Former Norwich City coach Archie Macaulay-Image Credit: Archant

What if Norwich City beat Luton Town in the FA Cup semi-final rematch and raised the trophy in 1959? Could it be Sir Archie Macaulay who tasted the glory of the World Cup with England instead of the guy who did useful work in Ipswich?

What if King's Lynn and Thetford rejected the expansion plan actively encouraged by supporters of London's over-expansion in the 1960s? Will they become more attractive places to live and work because they do not listen to the sound of police sirens?

What if all those who strongly opposed the introduction of wheeled bins a few years ago got their wish? Will the civilization, love and recycling as we know it be placed in a state of mocking Norfolk’s growing green reputation?

I dare say that when the Romans enlightened the peasants through the mediation of their lawyer Sacking, Burning & Looting, some old confused old guys found a lot to complain about. Taking a hot bath once a month, whether it is necessary or not, sets the tone for making firm and far-reaching laws to solve the wrong locals.

Boadicea was one of the first "real" people in Norfolk's history. By cutting knives on both sides and leading a bloody revolution against newcomers, Boadicea demonstrated the dangers of wheeled bins. She lost after overtime games in Colchester, St Albans and London.

For centuries, the terrifying image of our warrior queen has become a folklore. A Greek columnist at the time told The Iceni Bugle: "She is the largest, most terrifying, with the most savage face, the harshest voice, with yellow hair hanging down to her hips and wearing a big golden collar."

The Romans retaliated by building roads, including a direct route called Peddars Way. This connects North Essex with Washington and Lincolnshire. The world is shrinking.

Maybe the northern folklore fundamentalists fell into one or two complacency traps between 7000 BC and 8000 BC... How could they figure out the date in those days? ... When sea level rise finally cut the land link between Britain and Europe and Norfolk was covered, an area much larger than ever.

Tighter passport controls and the nationalization of the Whiting flint mine may help. But Norfolk knew deep in his heart that their fate depended on missionaries from Europe.

Skip's Aside: An old Norfolk story must be true. It tells the story of a great countryman who was interviewed by a local reporter on his 100th birthday.

"You must have seen many changes in your life," the eager young scribe reminded. "Yes" the venerable in the village roared.

This kind of unshakable resistance can still attract a smile or two from those who like native characters that mix colorful and cursed together, and even nod their heads in agreement.

However, in general, our rapidly changing motherland now has little affection for the remnants of the Suspension Bridge Brigade.

The irony is that in some areas of Norfolk, the people who are most enthusiastic about strict non-expansionist policies come from relatively new immigrants who have found the promised land and don’t want it to be left behind. People destroy. This is the advantage of an open attitude towards population movements.

Clothing that is hardly suitable for question time-Credit: Submitted

A year or two ago, when David Dimbleby swept Norwich with Question Time, I had to smile. Someone noticed the obvious lack of local accent in the parade. The TV team did not make any concessions, and although I collected a proposal to wear blindfolds for everyone to commemorate Nelson County, it was not excluded until the last minute.

Imagine if the plan ended in an attempt to please Norfolk after nearly an hour of intense debate on national and global issues, it would arouse outcry. Beautiful white overalls with elastic bands around the waist, rubber boots are splashed with cow dung, please remove the straw from your mouth, and then ask us about the vain ritual..."

Fortunately, after conflating Norfolk and Suffolk with Devon and Somerset for countless years, the high-level BBC knew it was best not to set foot in turbid, narrow waters. They even performed fairly safely in terms of regional output, as Kobe, Kettering and Milton Keynes passed by Cromer, Kings Lynn and Malton St. Mary.

Those who are new to our golden land must want to know the beginning and end of Southeast and Anglia. Life is much simpler when we have East Anglia, which is made up of neighbors next door. They are fully prepared to fall, make up, and unite together when it’s important, take pride in their subtle differences, and usually let The rest of the world is full of jealousy.

"This special relationship" means that Norfolk and Suffolk dressed themselves in the sunny guarantee, and they don't have to go too far to provide reasons for complete independence or seek each other's understanding in order to adopt possible bilateral approaches. End the intervention of London or other foreign parties.

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